You may not think you know the enemy, but you do.  For now they disguise themselves as overweight, hairy-backed uwh players that like rubbing you into the wall for kicks.  But in the future they shall become the terrifying planet destroying force of abominations fought bravely (but somewhat futilely) by Our Noble Heroes.  Their vile Tools of Desecration are already in display in pools across the globe.

They are led by the evil one-eyed Lord Hrolgt, who wears a titanium gauntlet allowing him to happily smash his way through anything that gets in his path.  Pucks, sticks, arms, heads, all are the same before the sweep of his mighty cricket bat.  Having lost the use of his right eye in a tragic youthful incident involving 3 brothers, a pint of vodka and an eggbeater he could rightfully have evolved into a useful role as a referee.  Instead he chose to grow his back hair into a long coat reminiscent of a wedding train and sift around the pool scratching himself, leering at girls and splintering other players sticks with his forearms.